...aka white afro man
Turn on Captain WAM, and tune into your inner conflict
Hands off da ‘Fro
Dangerous things can happen when this pale, furry, skinny white boy breaks out his 10 inch white afro. Women grow faint, children run in terror, and grown men have been known to cry. But have no fear. Captain WAM arrives with only the best of intentions, and your momma’s sure to let you listen. Sarcastic, irreverent, and hilarious, his music kicks butt without having to be violent or explicit. It don’t matter if you’re 8 or 18 or 80, get over your lessor hair envy and check it out.
Conflicted?
Good! Because whether its trash-rap, pop-punk, alt-dance, emo-ballad, or techno-grunge Captain WAM knocks ‘em down like there’s no tomorrow. As we all know, "categories" died when CDs disappeared and baby-boomers lost their hearing. So if you just can't seem to fit in, Captain WAM will be your genre-busting artist of choice
cocky white boy trash rap
If you think UR having a bad hair day, you need to listen to this song.
annoying white boy trash rap
Ever met one of these dudes? Tryin' just a little to hard to be cool?
variable crunch
If ur tired of songs that don't go anywhere, hop on for this three minute sonic trip
sentimental ballad
Even annoying guys can get mushy.
