Captain WAM

Selected cWAM songs...

Click on the song titles below to listen. You can also view the lyrics, or purchase them right here if you want. If you purchase individual tracks, they will be sent to you electronically.

my white afro cocky white boy trash rap If you think YOU'RE having a bad hair day, you need to listen to this song. Looking bad has never looked so, um....well, you decide. [ lyrics ]	mr. not quite as cool as you think you are pants annoying white boy trash rap Are you working just a little to hard to be cool and never quite pulling it off? Well you're not alone. Here, check this one out [ lyrics ]	everybody loves my hair variable post grunge Tired of songs that don't go anywhere? Hop on board for a little three minute sonic trip. [ lyrics ]
i just gotta be me orchestrated punk Here's one for all the freaks who just can't seem to fit in...you know, the steak-loving vegan and the God-fearing atheist types. [ lyrics ]	dumb song dumb white boy trash rap Why is it that the dumber the song is, the more it gets played? Heck, this song is so stupid, it's a sure fired hit. [ lyrics ]	the LAWN! grunge rap Someone's got to stand up to the perpetrators of landscape injustice. Here's a song about protecting the turf, literally [ lyrics ]
you skinny women blues rock (single only!) So stop bombarding us with those images of underweight waifs. [ lyrics ]	jessica sentimental ballad Can you see someone for the first time again? [ lyrics ]	run, run drum and bass + pop You been runnin' all your life, maybe it's time to settle down a bit? [ lyrics ]
ton o' lead horny blues rock Seeking bad girl who can set a boy straight. The opposite of "skinny women." [ lyrics ]	what can I do electronica + guitar A little bit techno, a little bit trippy, a little bit sad, and shweet guitar solo. [ lyrics ]	lost and found pop rock If you can't get enough of bad relationships, you should check this one out. [ lyrics ]
believe in something deep downtempo grungy shuffle God knows why we believe what we do, but you can bet, we all believe in something. So let's live and let live, maybe then we can all get along. [ lyrics ]	all at once alternative These days, it seem like there's less and less time to do anything. It's like someone has sped up the clock a notch. At this rate, pretty soon, everything will happen at once. [ lyrics ]	nothing's gonna stop me positive pop proclamation Ever felt like you were on top of the world? Sure, it didn't last, but hey, when you're there, it feels like nothing could ever bring you down. [ lyrics ]
let it go riff rock Sometimes when you're fighting your hardest for something, the best thing to do is to let it go. [ lyrics ]	can't you see pop You got to slow down a little. You knock me off my feet, then disappear [ lyrics ]	Staying on topic Here's a novel concept. Songs topics that you can actually relate to. That is unless you really do spend your days playing with guns, gangstas, and garden tools.

You can purchase Captain WAM music at:

If you buy CDs directly from me, I sell them for the same price as the stores but will personalize each CD with your name, or what ever you would like to have printed on it. It's getting a little hard to keep up, but I'd rather stay connected with people like you who dig Captain WAM. Screw the labels. On top of that, some day they'll be collectors items. Yeah baybee... :P

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Sweet CD Specials
If you dig these tracks, load yourself up:

Hand's off the 'Fro
9 tracks of stylistic variability:
Mr...Pants, Ton o' Lead, My White Afro, What Can I Do, I Just Gotta Be Me, Run Run, Nothing's Gonna Stop Me, Dumb Song, & Believe in Something
Only $8.00 via credit card!

Everybody Loves My Hair
9 tracks of alternative rockers:
Everybody Loves My Hair, Lost and Found, Jessica, Let it Go, The Lawn, All at Once, Not that Kind of Guy, Can't You See, & Your Name.
Only $8.00 via credit card!
Get $2 back if you buy both!
Captain WAM personalizes each CD sold from this site.